Like it Never Happened
       
     
On The Record
       
     
Eat Me
       
     
Go F**d Yourself!
       
     
Like it Never Happened
       
     
Like it Never Happened

That’s not me. That’s Owen Dippie from New Zealand throwing up that piece in 5Pointz, a building (that used to be) in my neighborhood in Queens. It’s a shame we couldn’t save the building. Now it’s just a memory.

It’s like it never happened.

This is some of my work and ideas that never happened, or could happen someday. But I’m ok with that. It doesn’t stop me from trying something new. It helps me to embrace change.

Because if you’re not changing, you’re not growing. And if you’re not growing, you’re not actually living.

You heard it here first:

Life is one long W.I.P.
So don’t R.I.P. just yet.

On The Record
       
     
On The Record

LaDiDaDi, the greatest music industry app that never happened.

Want to know what the word is on the new album that just dropped? Well, now you have a place to see what the critics and your peers think, all in one place.

Eat Me
       
     
Eat Me

Yelp sucks.

They missed the boat here. With all that Silicon Valley money, minions of data “scientist” couldn’t tell them the most simplest of facts: you Eat With Your Eyes.

Food Porn. Everyone still loves (over)sharing what and where they ate.

This takes a dash of Yelp, a sprinkle of Instagram, and a pinch of Twitter, and we get the greatest app that never happened.

Go F**d Yourself!
       
     
Go F**d Yourself!

When was the last time you used your hands to make actually something?

We have become a generation of button pushers and screen swipers. Where the f**k is the skill in that? Imagination and creativity are going down the toilet with every swipe and tap. We need apps to show us how to f**d ourselves.

That’s where the Meal of Destiny can help you out. Drop in a few ingredients you have in your fridge, and it’ll pump out a recipe to go f**d yourself.

Sounds amazing right?
Well, stay hungry my friends, because it never happened.